Don't worry about that Olympic medal, we promise we still want to fuck you and that's what really matters.

I haven't been watching the Olympics, but I had seen mention of a US gymnast who was being blamed for her team losing the gold because she fell, even though without the fall she would not have had enough points for them to beat the gold medal team.

Our friends at Fox news have found the silver lining. Dear Ms Sacramone, at least you're still a hottie!

I wish I was joking.

An accomplished gymnast who helped her team place in the Olympics, and she is still just a body to be rated for its fuckableness. She should really just take pride in the fact that a lot of men want to fuck her. So many, in fact, that Fox tells us that "In the moments after Tuesday's heartbreaking loss to China, Google searches for "Alicia Sacramone is hot" were at volcanic levels, according to a report in the Los Angeles Times. Olympics viewers logged on to find photos of the 20-year-old Massachusetts native." Woo! Forget the gymnastics, THAT is an accomplishment for a girl to be proud of!

But the worst line comes at the very end of the article. It was enough to make me physically ill. After suitable attention to her actual sport, we are told that many people have continued to watch her routine online. But if you silly wimmins are thinking that she could possibly be admired for her skill, Fox is here to remind you what women are really for:

A comment on one of her Facebook tribute pages could explain why: "SHE'S 20, so she's not jailbait!" a post reportedly said.

Yeah! We like to watch her because fucking her wouldn't be RAPE. Now that's a compliment!