A sample:
The call has gone out to the Republican Establishment Media that it is only through Bush’s vigilance that any of us are alive today. Just take a look at the record:
No terrorist attack on U.S. soil since 9/11. Bush kept us safe from terrorists.
No hurricanes in New Orleans since Katrina. Bush kept us safe from nature.
No comets have hit Earth since Tunguska, 100 years ago. Bush kept us safe from celestial collisions.
No #1 albums from Creed since Weathered (2001). Bush kept us safe from Power Ballads.
No reanimation of serial murderer and cannibal, Jeffrey Dahmer. Bush kept us safe brain-devouring zombies.
No sightings of the Four Horsemen on the Interstate. Bush kept us safe from the Apocalypse.
When you think about all of things that didn’t happen during the Bush years, you can’t help but be grateful for the omnipotent scope of his protective embrace.
2 comments:
This is really going to anger the "Bush haters".
Bush shoe thrower statue is being removed
Wow, a genuine Bush apologist on my blog. I haven't encountered one of those mythical 20% in a long time.
Tell me, how is it you hate humanity so much?
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